Lifescouts #6: Picnic Badge

Lifescouts is a badge-collecting community of people who share real-world experiences online.
 Honestly, I think this badge should be "Has not been on a picnic" I've been on 1,000 picnics, and I don't even like picnics! I really don't! I've picniced all the way across Canada...I've picniced through The States. In all honesty, I don't think I've enjoyed any of them.
Why?

• Bugs 
• Gross warm sandwiches, warm juice, warm everything, warm sun, no one picnics in the winter.
• Bird poopy picnic tables
• Being in the middle of nowhere usually, nobody around but an occasional couple on a motorbike.
• Beach picnics...even worse...sand...smelly..wetness...
• Or maybe i'd like a picnic if I was with different people, Mostly, I've just had family picnics. :s