Showing posts with label TMA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TMA. Show all posts

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Leaving.

I've left everything behind.
My friend, my future, my plans, my school, my life.
I'm taking a break. I'm using this time to journey into as many books as possible.

I don't know what's happening next. I don't know how long recovery takes.

Peace out friends.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Jesse

In summation, Jesse was at Grahams cottage. Jesse died, but thanks to scientific research, Jesse was ressurected, and transformed into a moist tortilla. Jesse was then transformed into Hitler (somehow), while Graham flushed the remnants of the tortilla away.  Graham was then plowing the wall, while Zack starting feeding Jesse tortillas aggresively. Meanwhile, Bethany was staring suspiciously into Riley's basement. Meanwhile, Denholm was stomping Blakes kittens, to apologize for killing Riley. Bethany hopped down out of Riley's cellar, and witnessed the feline stomping, and was mortified. Blake arrived, and in a fit of rage, shot and killed Denholm. Meanwhile, in confusion, Blake shot at Bethany, but missed. Meanwhile, Bethany died from cancer, and promptly exploded. Meanwhile, Blake knew there was only one thing left to do...Kill Jesse. Elsewhere, the strange tortilla orgy was still taking place. Unfortunately, Graham had died from being walled in to death. Blake arrived at the cottage, and upon witnessing everything, he immediately had a change of heart, and decided it would only be right to join in on the fiesta. Busting out his trusty jar of salsa, Blake livened up the party by spraying the picante liquid everywhere. Seconds later, Shrek showed up. Aroused by the event, he pleaded for his trusty friend Donkey to be allowed in, to which the group agreed. "AYAYAYA" yelled Blake, "UUUNGH" said Blake, and in a spicy bliss of joy, all of the salsa Blake had unleashed, flew back into his tortilla. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Jesse

[5:18:52 PM] Jesse: I just like to imagine two guys in really fancy suits grunting and sweating.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Best Albums: Arcade Fire - The Suburbs

Arcade Fire get's a second album on my Best Albums list! It's just too good not to be!

Monday, January 13, 2014

Ubs) 1

Ubs, as you know, I'm very down. Depression is sucking the life out of me. I want you to know that when I'm feeling at my lowest, when I'm feeling like I could never move on, and when the darkness closes in so deeply on me that I can't think of living another day, I think of you. Suicide is a very real thing on my mind a lot of the time. The thoughts are only passive though because of you. You are what I live for. I love you and I am so thankful for you. I wouldn't be alive without you. 

Friday, December 27, 2013

Best Albums: Youngblood Hawke - Wake Up

I've just discovered Youngblood Hawke, and I'm so glad! This album is so happy and perfect. <3