Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Jesse
In summation, Jesse was at Grahams cottage. Jesse died, but thanks to scientific research, Jesse was ressurected, and transformed into a moist tortilla. Jesse was then transformed into Hitler (somehow), while Graham flushed the remnants of the tortilla away. Graham was then plowing the wall, while Zack starting feeding Jesse tortillas aggresively. Meanwhile, Bethany was staring suspiciously into Riley's basement. Meanwhile, Denholm was stomping Blakes kittens, to apologize for killing Riley. Bethany hopped down out of Riley's cellar, and witnessed the feline stomping, and was mortified. Blake arrived, and in a fit of rage, shot and killed Denholm. Meanwhile, in confusion, Blake shot at Bethany, but missed. Meanwhile, Bethany died from cancer, and promptly exploded. Meanwhile, Blake knew there was only one thing left to do...Kill Jesse. Elsewhere, the strange tortilla orgy was still taking place. Unfortunately, Graham had died from being walled in to death. Blake arrived at the cottage, and upon witnessing everything, he immediately had a change of heart, and decided it would only be right to join in on the fiesta. Busting out his trusty jar of salsa, Blake livened up the party by spraying the picante liquid everywhere. Seconds later, Shrek showed up. Aroused by the event, he pleaded for his trusty friend Donkey to be allowed in, to which the group agreed. "AYAYAYA" yelled Blake, "UUUNGH" said Blake, and in a spicy bliss of joy, all of the salsa Blake had unleashed, flew back into his tortilla. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
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Awesome Things,
TMA
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