Jesse

In summation, Jesse was at Grahams cottage. Jesse died, but thanks to scientific research, Jesse was ressurected, and transformed into a moist tortilla. Jesse was then transformed into Hitler (somehow), while Graham flushed the remnants of the tortilla away.  Graham was then plowing the wall, while Zack starting feeding Jesse tortillas aggresively. Meanwhile, Bethany was staring suspiciously into Riley's basement. Meanwhile, Denholm was stomping Blakes kittens, to apologize for killing Riley. Bethany hopped down out of Riley's cellar, and witnessed the feline stomping, and was mortified. Blake arrived, and in a fit of rage, shot and killed Denholm. Meanwhile, in confusion, Blake shot at Bethany, but missed. Meanwhile, Bethany died from cancer, and promptly exploded. Meanwhile, Blake knew there was only one thing left to do...Kill Jesse. Elsewhere, the strange tortilla orgy was still taking place. Unfortunately, Graham had died from being walled in to death. Blake arrived at the cottage, and upon witnessing everything, he immediately had a change of heart, and decided it would only be right to join in on the fiesta. Busting out his trusty jar of salsa, Blake livened up the party by spraying the picante liquid everywhere. Seconds later, Shrek showed up. Aroused by the event, he pleaded for his trusty friend Donkey to be allowed in, to which the group agreed. "AYAYAYA" yelled Blake, "UUUNGH" said Blake, and in a spicy bliss of joy, all of the salsa Blake had unleashed, flew back into his tortilla. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Jesse

[5:18:52 PM] Jesse: I just like to imagine two guys in really fancy suits grunting and sweating.

You're Not Young Like Me

My sister, cousin, and I decided to write this, and put some visualization to it.

Our parody for "You Belong With Me" By Taylor Swift!

 

 

JUST FOR FUN :)

Exam Week

Alot of people get all stressed out over exams... but to me it's one of the best weeks of the school year!
First of all the whole week and half leading up to the exam weeks are teachers trying to prepare you for exams, which usually means NO WORK. All it is, is reviewing old notes...that doesn't take to much effort, and there's no homework during this time, no NEW units are being introduced, it's a time of simmering down.
Then once exams do come, depending on how many you have (or if you got exemptions, like myself) You sit down for a short hour, write the test, get it over with, and go home and have the rest of the day off. (repeated 4 times over) I'd say its a pretty good deal. AND after the exam is over...you can just throw all your things in the trash, and shake them out of your head because there useless now, you'll never have to remember any of it again. *SIGH* Que- huge relief.

"Kiwi Words and Phrases"

I came upon this site that gives definitions of common used words in New Zealand...
Some of my favourites:

hottie: hot water bottle
beaut: great; good fun; "that'll be beaut mate"
blow me down: expression of surprise, as in; "Well! Blow me down, I didn't know that."
bugalugs: a bit like "mate" as in "how's it going bugalugs"
car park: parking lot
fringe: bangs
get off the grass: exclamation of disbelief; equivalent to "stop pulling my leg"
jandal: flip-flops
she'll be right: not a problem, it'll be O.K.
wet blanket: Someone who spoils the fun of others
sweet-as: a term people say instead of "cool" or "awesome"

I love hearing different sayings from other areas (other then Canad) feel free to comment one that you know!

Source:http://www.chemistry.co.nz/kiwi.htm