Brian: A poorly written poem.

Brian
As fierce as a lion.
Is my brother.
Not my mother.
Brian.
Isn't Hawaiin.
Is my brother.
Made of blubber.
Brian.
Not Himalayan.
Is my brother.
Makes me shudder.
Brian.
Not Australian.
Is my brother.
Get his number...because
Brian.
Is North American.
And my brother.
He's a puzzler!